Meet L'Clyde

Abstract. The Clyde System is a scientific study which addresses the demise of social competencies within the light skinned African-American Dating Community. The corrective responses and behaviors exhibited by The Clyde System will support the Laudimere community by providing an extrinsict reward system. Our target audience resides with the Laudimere City Limits, and they also attend Fish and Bread Church. Many of our residents are starting over, and have been pillaged by young men seeking to "enjoy the buffet" and not to make "wifes" which support intact families. The Clyde System will address superfluous needs of broken hearted women, while allowing them to explore "couplings" which will be the result of our pre-engaged formal analysis.
  • For $200 annually, which of the 13 Clydes does your family require?
  • Asian Clyde
  • Persian Clyde
  • Dark Black Clyde
  • Island Clyde (Weed Smoking)
  • Light Black Clyde
  • White Clyde (Brown Haired, Blue Eyed, Red Head, Blond Clyde)
  • Elder Clyde
  • Remember OOOOOH He called me feeling?
  • Engage in a daily conversation with our Clyde Team. Text, Email, Video and Phone call support is available.
  • Did Clyde mow the lawn?
  • Bring in the groceries?
  • Pick your children up from school?
  • Take out the trash?
  • Wash and detail the car?
  • Walk the dog?
  • Share a scripture after church?
  • Which Clyde Vacation Package did you win?
  • The Weekender?
  • The Dinner?
  • The 2 Week Vacation?
  • The Lunch at the Park?
  • The Concert?
  • Your Office Function?
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