Abstract. The Clyde System is a scientific study which addresses the demise of social competencies within the light skinned African-American Dating Community. The corrective responses and behaviors exhibited by The Clyde System will support the Laudimere community by providing an extrinsict reward system. Our target audience resides with the Laudimere City Limits, and they also attend Fish and Bread Church. Many of our residents are starting over, and have been pillaged by young men seeking to "enjoy the buffet" and not to make "wifes" which support intact families. The Clyde System will address superfluous needs of broken hearted women, while allowing them to explore "couplings" which will be the result of our pre-engaged formal analysis.